I finally got fed up with the ultra icy conditions. Over the last two days I sunk 232 sheet metal screws into a set of Surly Nate fatbike tires and mounted them on my Moonlander. The resulting performance was unreal on today's ride.
I'll have a write up tomorrow, but sufficed to say I'm thrilled. They work exceedingly well paired with the Clownshoe 100mm rims on the Moonlander.